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Fruit Cup Apology

When someone can't swallow their pride and actually say "I'm sorry", but give out fruit cups instead, that's called a fruit cup apology.

Sometimes they'll give a sample of mascara, or a shirt from their closet that they don't want anymore, but it's always something they don't care about, and it's always given with the expectation that the recipient will forgive whatever fucked up thing the fruit cup apologizer did wrong. The fruit cup is more of a metaphor than anything.

If the "gift" is accompanied by an "I'm sorry", it cannot be a fruit cup apology. The phrase is only to be used when someone is avoiding having to apologize.

It's made even more pathetic when the person feels the need to constantly tell others that they're a good person. Only bad people fruit cup apologize.
Janice used a fruit cup apology with these old pants last week, but today she didn't like how I shut the cabinet door, so she called me ungrateful and wanted the pants back. Just wait, tomorrow she'll fruit cup apologize with a peanut butter cup.
by Fragglerock March 20, 2015
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Nut Cup

A word describing the dimples on the lower back of a girl/guy...When said person pulls out his penis and "nuts" on the back of the other person.
Two people having sex then the male pulling out his penis and ejaculating on the lower back, NUT CUP, of other person.
by msanta93 September 10, 2010
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In A Red Party Cup

Similar to 'Thats what she said' but more sophisticated grown up, party slang. Used especially when alcoholic beverages are involved and they are disguised in red party cups.
*Party going on*

Sara: "...so then Ashliegh said to him, THATS TOO BIG!"

All: "woah! thats too big...IN A RED PARTY CUP!"
by Sathalina Garguciliss October 24, 2010
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generic party cup

The plastic SOLO brand cup you drink whatever the hell it is you're drinking now, you can't remember, at parties.

People buy them for everything becuase they're cheap, and no one cares that the'll all end up in land fills.

Usualy red, but sometimes blue. They're flimsy, amd crack easily. Especialy if you sit on one.

If you're not sure if it's yours, please don't drink out of it. You could get mono.
Fill a generic party cup with urine, and set it on that asshole's ceiling fan.

Now run.
by Figure.10 June 1, 2009
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X-Cup Minefield

(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the X-Cup Minefield (where X is equal to the number of remaining cups) is a re-rack called at any number of cups in which all remaining cups are arranged randomly spaced throughout the side of the table. Considered the boldest call in all of Beer Pong
I'm feeling ballsy, guys. Let's get the X-Cup Minefield.

Dude, did you see the game when Eric called the 10-Cup Minefield? He didn't win, but it actually came pretty damn close. Zack had nothing to do with it.
by TheLoudestFan April 22, 2009
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Nextel Cup Series

The formal name for NASCAR's top-level racing series as of 2004. This division includes stars such as Jeff Gordon, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Bill Elliott, and Rusty Wallace.

It was known as the Winston Cup Series from 1971-2003.
The 2004 Nextel Cup Series season should feature more than a few exciting moments.
by D2RCR January 31, 2004
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Cup-n-Run

After a hot night of sex, the woman cups her hand over her fuck hole while she runs to the bathroom making sure the baby-batter doesn't spill onto the floor. Once in the bathroom she dumps the baby-batter into the toilet.
Steve: Last night after I fucked Mercedes she did a cup-n-run to the bathroom. By the time she came back I was asleep.

Matt: Sounds about right.
by Steven James III April 25, 2014
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