Consent Tag

When you’re hooking up with someone and you go back and forth asking if different things are alright to do to each other

Joe and I played consent tag last night, taking turns asking if it was okay to kiss parts of each other’s bodies

by The masked debator March 22, 2022

Coos(ê) Cushion

The lady version of a cock block.

I was trying to get with my girl but her best bitch had to jump in there with le coos(ê) cushion and straight put my shit on hold.

by JediMasterMorrow March 24, 2022

closet whore

The person everyone loves to fuck but no one admits to it. The one that never gets introduced to friends or relatives. Is frequently taken out and played with but never discussed.

We go out so little I'm starting to feel like a closet whore.

by MizGided July 25, 2022

consensual workplace relationship

cheating on your wife

I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship (cheated on my wife)

by renjaemism September 27, 2022

Closet babe

a homesexual male living a secret heterosexual life. Prefers to be the submissive type in the heterosexual relationship.

Mario has been living as a closet babe.

by Username1234509876 October 17, 2022

Closet-Crush

A person someone would never admit to having a crush on because of how much of a weird loser they are

Guy 1: “Oh what about Maddie?”
Guy 2: “Oh her naw she’s way to weird. But she’s hot enough to be my Closet-Crush.”

by xXxAngelCakexXx January 17, 2023

Choose your weapon

A meme. What happens when anime characters take the final hit to defeat their mortal archnemisis. Also what happens when you type ‘p’ on your phone and you know the letters to come are ‘o’ and ‘r’ and mum catches you.

Narrator: *in booming voice* CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON…
Anime character: I choose… the Sophia!
Evil anime character: Whoa, an angel has come to save me!
Anime character: Nah, that’s just Sophia. Sophia, take the hit!!
Sophia: *slices mighty sword down* Whoo! Clean cut!

by A Cactus with A laptop April 17, 2023