by redline May 16, 2006
Get the Closet Latino mug.1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is completley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.
2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".
2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".
Example 1-
Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.
Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!
Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.
Example 2-
Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.
Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.
Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!
Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.
Example 2-
Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.
by Quinn Marie October 7, 2006
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Don't shit too close to home by, for example, bringing strangers into your house and then fighting with them inside your house (since they know where you live).
by Timmy MMA November 16, 2007
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by cece_watson January 11, 2015
Get the closet hoe mug.1. Current So. Cal. qb at Oaks Christian that dominates all defenses
2. Thought to be God's second son in human form (The Prodigy, initials J.C., and wears number 7)
3. Future Notre Dame quarter-back that will return them to glory
2. Thought to be God's second son in human form (The Prodigy, initials J.C., and wears number 7)
3. Future Notre Dame quarter-back that will return them to glory
by Jason Meyer July 21, 2006
Get the jimmy clausen mug.1.) Somebody who hates homosexuals, but either is in denial or doesn't tell anyone.
2.) Somebody who hates closet homosexuals. They can have admitted it, or be in denial/won't tell anyone.
2.) Somebody who hates closet homosexuals. They can have admitted it, or be in denial/won't tell anyone.
1.)
Person 1: Woah, did you hear about Person 3 putting a bomb in the gay bar?
Person 2: Yeah! I didn't know he was a homophobe!
Person 1: He must be a closet homophobe.
2.)
Person A: Oh my goodness! Someone just shot and killed Justin Bieber!
Bieber Fan: NOOOO! I hate closet homophobes!
Person 1: Woah, did you hear about Person 3 putting a bomb in the gay bar?
Person 2: Yeah! I didn't know he was a homophobe!
Person 1: He must be a closet homophobe.
2.)
Person A: Oh my goodness! Someone just shot and killed Justin Bieber!
Bieber Fan: NOOOO! I hate closet homophobes!
by Venumuz August 9, 2012
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