child be good wrentch

A wrench witch a gardian figure can carry to yeet at a child to make them good

The teacher yeeted the child be good wrentch to make timmy behave in class

by Masterkrin August 10, 2023

Child Support Whore

A woman who INTENTIONALLY gets knocked up by several unwitting guys so she can collect child support from them to pocket without spending a penny on one of her kids.

What are these child support whores going to do once they get too old to have anymore kids and all their kids are all grown up?

by RedPilledRetard89 August 22, 2021

Middle Child Syndrome

A terrible syndrome in which one is born after someone, but someone was born after them as well, making them the in between of their siblings. The only known cure is MURDER, and it NEVER fails. Most common symptoms are crying, being easily annoyed, and being tall BUT not as tall as the oldest child. If you have this or know someone who does, call your doctor or therapist IMMEDIATELY.

Person: did you hear about that classmate who went crazy and killed their siblings?
Person 2: Yeah. They had Middle Child Syndrome, it sucks ASS

by I_am_froggychair June 26, 2021

Have a child day

You can have a child and your parents wont be mad about it

Person 1: Wanna have a child?
Person 2: But what if my parents find out..
Person 1: Just say it was on July 10th because that was Have a child day!

by Hot Furry Sex UwU July 8, 2021

Child Star syndrome

A condition that's developed as a child from too much (unfiltered fame) or not enough attention (neglect) that makes growing into an adult more difficult in the long term due to unevolved expectations or lack of proper guidance.

Person 1: Whatever happened to Shia?

Person 2: Probably got child star syndrome

by PeachyPandamn August 19, 2022

Middle child vibes

When a person gives off an energy of being the middle child. ie: being over looked, under thought of and overall being seen as the peace maker and a generally agreeable person due to their position in family lineage.

She is always friendly to people but dosen't have deep relationships, very much middle child vibes.

by Megdiddle September 5, 2022

Mixed Child Syndrome

When a mixed child suffers an identity crisis from feeling as if they don’t belong to either racial/ethnic group so they succumb to the ways of the dominant group, thereby taking part in perpetuating negative stereotypes/behaviors of the minority aspect of their identity.

“Did you see how Tamera was defending her racist a** husband Adam?”
“Girl yeah, you know she got Mixed Child Syndrome. That’s why we stan Tia!”

“Did y’all know Mariah Carey was half Black?!”
“Yeah she always acknowledged her Blackness she never had that Mixed Race Syndrome.”

by Mirbeanz March 4, 2021