pee-boning

The act of going to the bathroom with a boner, it is extremely hard to do weather you are sitting or standing. It usually results in missing and peeing on the floor and walls.

Guy One: Dude, why is the bathroom floor covered in pee?

Guy Two: Sorry, I was pee-boning earlier.

by TheCurbTheif November 21, 2011

Bone Swami

A homosexual

Check out Bone swami over there ...

by Jimie Ray May 23, 2003

Bone Crusher

When someone's dick is so big it could crush your vagina bone

Sorry I had to go you had a bone crusher I couldn't fade it

by TooSassy April 5, 2015

Bone Zone

The act of getting screwed over by a co-worker in the worst ways. After she's done it will smell like sadness and depression and old grilled cheese.

Oh man, I'm in the Bone Zone today. This sucks.

by The Dude Man 33 January 26, 2017

Cell Bone

When a gentlemen is wearing very tight jeans containing his Cell Phone in his front pocket. Also acceptable: Phone Bone

I was going to bring my phone with me into the club but I didn't want to risk cell bone.

by Dan Portnoy November 13, 2007

Hand-boned

Getting boned by your hand, or another persons hand

Nate was totally getting hand-boned last night

by Snickelfritz69 June 17, 2017

Bone Pirate

A bone pirate can be either a man or women who is constantly in search of a taken mans pecka.

That little skank banged my BF that bone pirate.

by <<{BLS}>> February 1, 2009