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ben affleck

quite possibly the most talentless actor in hollywood right now. I'd prefer to shove thick needles in my cock, than watch any of his shitty movies like daredevil or gigli. Just because your friends with a talented actor like Matt Damon, doesn't mean you yourself have any acting skill. I wish he would crash his car on I-95 and die...hes also a stupid red sox fan
Dude 1: Let's watch daredevil, it has jennifer garner in it!

Dude 2: no way man, it also has ben affleck...he sucks at acting, I wish he would die
by Not a Wanker/Anti-Wanker March 11, 2008
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ben weasel

A Genius of punk rock. Has been in Screeching Weasel for 15 years till they broke up, then created another cleverly called "Ben Weasel" with his first album called Fidatevi.
"Ben Weasel, hes an asshole, Ben Weasel, hes a jerk, Ben Weasel, you just hate him cause he don't have to work!" - The Queers, Ben Weasel.
by screechingqueer June 30, 2005
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Ben Yau

up his own arse, twat, attention-seeking, self-centered, pompous, git, shags seagulls for a living :)
by BobTheBuilderLovesMe November 14, 2009
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Ben and Caity

a) omg I wish I had something like Ben and Caity have.

b) Yeah did you hear Lisa and Jordan are trying to pull a Ben and Caity.

c) Look at the young love, Ben and Caity are so cute.
by -deathdouspart.. November 3, 2010
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Having a Ben

1. The act of masturbating
2. Someone who jerks off up to 4 times a day
3. Someone who jerks off in public, aka. a school toilet
Omg, he's having a Ben in the cupboard!
by SashiChucks December 17, 2008
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Ben Carter

A teenager, usually around the age of 14, that is an absolute wannabe for just about everything. A true Ben Carter will act as if he made up all the fashionable trends and try and hang with the cool kids. A legitimate Ben Carter is not a person that would ever ever, under any circumstances, want to be friends with.
Oh, my god!!! That kid in my English class is an absolute retard, he is such a Ben Carter, keep clear of him he is so immature!
by nate02 September 7, 2016
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Ben Hampton

One pronoun for depositing faecal matter in such grassy areas known as play parks. Preference in baskets.
This place of origin has had a Ben Hampton
by Ben Hampton October 1, 2016
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