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Ben Card

Basically a flaming homosexual hailing from a gay friendly community of the Northeast such as South Portland, ME or Providence, RI. Known specifically for looking out of place or just loitering.
(Definition does not refer to a specific person)
They are one Ben Card away from a fruit salad.
by Mellion Bob July 25, 2008
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Ben Lee

Ben Lee is the ultimate example of a sad little pop star who starts to believe their own myth. His music isn't very good, but it's not horrible either. It's just more of the same lame drivel that is pushed out of the pop music sphincter on a daily basis. His music is like a bowl of vanilla ice cream and coconut sprinkles served with a glass of warm milk. Bland, repetative, and truly uninteresting.

When you first see him in an interview, he's got this semi-likeable goofyness about him. However, it only takes a few minutes for that contrived juvenility to really make you want to punch him in the grill. Again, it isn't because his music is totally wretched, it's because he acts like his music is so incredibly deep and insightful, and the only people who don't like it are people who don't like it *yet*.

Get over yourself Ben Lee. Your music and lyrics are childish and aimless. You recycle the same old crap that has been pop music for the last 20 years, spit-shine it, and try to pass it off as this amazing new social awakening. What's even worse is that you try to pass it off as being your own - something that only you could have created.

Enjoy your blip on the radar screen, then take whatever money you make and go get a life you silly little bitch.
Ben Lee needs to go away. Soon!
by Ed Janickey August 24, 2006
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ben affleck

quite possibly the most talentless actor in hollywood right now. I'd prefer to shove thick needles in my cock, than watch any of his shitty movies like daredevil or gigli. Just because your friends with a talented actor like Matt Damon, doesn't mean you yourself have any acting skill. I wish he would crash his car on I-95 and die...hes also a stupid red sox fan
Dude 1: Let's watch daredevil, it has jennifer garner in it!

Dude 2: no way man, it also has ben affleck...he sucks at acting, I wish he would die
by Not a Wanker/Anti-Wanker March 11, 2008
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ben weasel

A Genius of punk rock. Has been in Screeching Weasel for 15 years till they broke up, then created another cleverly called "Ben Weasel" with his first album called Fidatevi.
"Ben Weasel, hes an asshole, Ben Weasel, hes a jerk, Ben Weasel, you just hate him cause he don't have to work!" - The Queers, Ben Weasel.
by screechingqueer June 30, 2005
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ben h.

The Biggest nut sack to ever exist on this planet. Loves harassing boy and their food, Touches to much booty 24/7, And loves big booty chloe's.
" Ben h. eats booty for breakfast, Lunch, And dinner
by hasgdf March 5, 2019
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Ben Allen

The US military used Ben Allen to liberate the Middle East from tyrannical rule with his iron fist of justice.
by Spypat September 4, 2023
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Benning a dick

The act of fucking a canine skull, usually a wolfskull
Person one - "yo, you hear that dude who shot a wolf and took its skeleton"
Person 2 - "I bet hes benning a dick"
by supermegafan6969 May 13, 2019
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