Barking

It's when one defecates on another's chest, and waits until the top layer dries into a crust(use of a heat gun is recommended). Then it may be stripped off like tree bark, and the process is repeated. The resulting product may be used to fuel fires if appropriately dried.

"Man, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that I like barking and have done it before, it's really not that hard just to ask me directly if he wants me to do it for him so badly!"

by LittleBeast April 22, 2025

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Backintosh

A girl with a beautiful bum. Normally applied to big bums.

Interchangeable with other words such as batty, jiggle-backs or big ass.

“Ay she has backintosh still.”

by NabsH4 February 24, 2026

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Barking Bladder Syndrome

When not having urinated in an extended period of time, therefore not being able to stop peeing, and instead continuing to urinate, often in short spurts until one gets bored and decides to stop, though not having fully emptied their bladder

”Man, i should’ve peed earlier, instead i got barking bladder syndrome this time”

by Dave Biscuits February 26, 2026

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Balkin

When someone's booty is so fire that it makes you start talking excessively, irrationally, or out of character; short for "booty got me talkin'."

Created by Rage the Titan

"Damn, shorty walked by and now I'm balkin — can't even form a normal sentence!"
"He was all chill until she bent over... then he started balkin like crazy, spilling all his business."
"That ass got him balkin for real"

by Rage TT March 4, 2026

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Baking Soda Volcano Bias

The fundamental and arrogant misconception that all fields of science, and indeed the entire pursuit of knowledge, are as simple and easily reproducible as a grade-school baking soda volcano experiment. It’s the bias that leads people to think they can dismiss climate science, epidemiology, or evolutionary biology with the same casual confidence they'd have criticizing a failed baking project. It’s a metabias because it colors how you view the entire process of science itself—as a trivial, one-off trick anyone can do.

Example: "He watched one YouTube video and now thinks he knows more about vaccine development than the entire CDC. Textbook Baking Soda Volcano Bias."

by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026

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