Austin

Austin is a funny, bipolar guy. He has a world wind of emotions yet knows how to handle them- for the most part. He can be a bit of a horndog at times; but that doesn’t take away from his sweetness. He’s a big goofball and can put a smile on anyones face easily. He may get attached easy so he cautious incase you somehow hate this wonderful guy. He’s the best around, and anyone can love him easily.

Person 1: “Did you see Austin with that girl today?”
Person 2: “Yeah- no surprise there”

by Vert!callychallenged April 28, 2019

Austin

An absolute mongoloid at best

Austin you a mongoloid

by Lil tyba April 30, 2019

Austin

An absolute fuckin retard at best

Austin, your a fucking retard

by Lil tyba April 30, 2019

Austin Bowman

A kid at Kern valley high school who likes kicking sheep’s in the face for attention.

Man I really want to pull and Austin bowman right now!

by AnalBeadsInMyButt March 14, 2019

Austin guest

thicc booty sexy body dang he’s the man you want He’s great in bed I would know He makes me drool

Super sexy Austin guest 🤤🤤🤤🤤🥵🥵🥵👨 ❤️ 👨👨 ❤️ 👨😘😘😘💋💋💋🍑🍑💑💑💑🌈🌈❤️❤️🍆🍆

by HOT sexy kid on your bus March 19, 2019

Austin

Likes minors

Eww it’s austin

by Noah's Lucky Babe March 25, 2019

Austin Speedball

When you take a Benadryl due to Austin, Texas's incredibly high amount of cedar and oak pollen in the air. But then you have to take a shot of espresso to counteract the inevitable drowsiness. Benadryl is a downer. Caffeine is an upper. That's why it's an Austin speedball.

Dude, I was sneezing all day and my eyes were super bloodshot until I took an Austin speedball.

by bp_austin March 30, 2019