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Snake Charmer

When a woman poops while having sex in the doggy style position. The turd slithers out like a snake being charmed by magical music.
Robert is one of the best snake charmers in the land. He had Bridget’s brown snake standing at attention in no time.
by Panda Bear 43 January 2, 2021
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Chasing the Snake

A Polish saying which explains why you walk twice as much going the same distance back from the bar than to the bar.

The staggering S pattern across the street is akin to chasing a snake, which slithers left and right.
"Woytek took 45 minutes coming home yesterday."
"What? But he lives down the road!"
"Yes, but he was chasing the snake."
by Dutchtica July 2, 2015
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trouser snake

crikey di you see the size of that trouser snake!?
by squidwardo April 16, 2011
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Fake The Snake

when you think he's going for 4nal, then goes for the Pu$$y, then Vice Versa.
he fake the snake on me!
oh really?
he went for the pussy
by ToxicSilence359 December 15, 2017
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Snake Charmer

John: Are you gay?
Michael: Yes.
John: I knew you were a snake charmer!
Michael: Screw You!
by Kaheem E. September 16, 2005
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snake

Anyone who takes or steals anything from another person- whether it be knowingly or unknowingly. The snakee typically gets pretty pissed off at the aforementioned snake, unless the snaked item is of little to no significance.
1) In skateboarding, one can "snake" another by taking a run when it was another's turn, or by (stupidly) skating in front of that person just as they're about to do a trick. This is not good, particularly if it happens multiple times. May be overlooked if done by a young kid who can't skate and/or doesn't know any better.

Skater 1 (to his boy): Dude, if that kid snakes me one more time, he's gonna get this board shot right up his butt!!

Skater 2: I feel you man, that kid is getting on my nerves too!

2) "Butting" or going in front of someone else either in any kind of line (e.g. at the movies, the DMV, fast food restaurant, etc.). Snaking of this sort can make one extremely ticked off!

Snakee: Hey man, you totally just snaked my place in line- the back of the line is over there (points).

(bigger, badder) Snake: What you gonna do about it, beeaattcchh???

(smaller, weaker) Snake: Oh shit man, my bad- I didn't even see you there (walks to the back of the line).

3) One can "snake" another's girl or guy, some food, their music, movies, clothes, or just about anything else. Again, dependent on the item being snaked, reactions of snakees vary.

Snake: Dude, I'm snaking a slice of that pizza, I'm starving bro!

Snakee: It's all good...just don't grab another, or I'll have to take this pizza slicer to your fingers!
by J3553 March 13, 2008
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snakes on a plane

The 2006 summer movie that served as the beginning of the end for Samuel L Jackson's acting career.
"Did you see Samuel L Jackson in that movie 'Snakes on a Plane?' That motherfucker must be spending too much time with Bobby, Whitney, and their glass dick!"
by kevhanel September 8, 2006
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