Animal Ideas

Ideas for people who don't like ideas. Kind of like computer ideas, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.

I have animal ideas so I have no friends.

by C. Frey August 22, 2006

Anti-Anime

A group of insensitive (yet hypocritical and impatient) people who hate Japanese animation with a passion, label it as a whole genre that so-calls demoralize humanity, discriminate anime fans, and show their hate by imaging an anime character dead or something like that. These people aren't the kindest people, nor are they very sane. This is another form of ignorance, and it ain't bliss!

Their Reasons for their excessive hate:
1. "Overused Artform."
2. AMVs, cosplayers, and the obssessive fans.
3. "Third-Rate" Animation
4. "The same, crappy storylines!"
5. "What reason?"
6. "It's a fact!"

Normal Anime Fan: I like anime, you?
Uninterested Viewer: I don't really like anime.
NAF: That's okay.
Anti-Anime Guy: Preach on, Uninterested Viewer! N.A.F., f**k off, fag!
NAF & UV: SHUT UP & GO TO HELL!

by Andy Warhead February 16, 2007

animal auction

A place where rednecks go to buy animals.

Do I have five! five dollars huaghlhslhlhxjaenhuvfhlkuhdchldefvljwbfjvhwlvwjv. I have five, do I have six six kjknskjcjnskksznvksnvkjdsnkjcsnvsnvnsjnv. Six dollars, going once, going twice SOLD, to redneck in the front row.

by Danny Peterson January 27, 2004

Spirit Animal

What furries ask you about when they're too shy to ask if you have a fursona.

"What's your spirit animal?"
"I don't know, probably a wolf"
"Oh cool! Do you have telegram?"

by Mines is gay September 29, 2021

Animation Meme

An Animation Meme is a death penalty. What the hell does that even mean?
Well, an Animation Meme is a type of meme that is simply animated. These kinds of meme will actually make you cringe so hard till the point it destroys your braincells. Of course, it doesn't work on Animation Memers cause they simply don't have a brain. Like the dude mentioned above me (I think), the SCP Foundation failed and refuses to contain these shitty memes. What happened to people these days? These Animation Memes are just...CHILDISH.

Animation Memes are even WORST than BRONIES (The brony fandom died.. get over with it). What is the point of an Animation Meme? I watched one animation meme, and I now I have to take a medical prescription. It is literally Furries dancing to Songs. Shouldn't be considered a Meme. It is not cute, hilarious, humorous, nor OG. It is just... Childish.

Josh: I am gonna make an animation meme! And loop it 5 times until the song ends within 30 seconds!
*Uploads Animation Meme 9999999 hours later*
OG Memers:

by Cringy_Words June 9, 2018

lagoon animal

A lagoon animal is an unattractive girl who is notably aggressive and hard to avoid. Lagoon animals are known to prey on drunk guys who are willing to make a huge mistake. Lagoon animals travel in packs and reside together in lagoons. Lagoons should be avoided at all costs and if, for some reason, you need to venture into a murky, stinky lagoon you need at least one bro to back you up.

Bro 1: Last night I had some loaded landsharks and tequilla and I ended up at the lagoon. The lagoon animal took advantage of me.

Bro 2: Damn those nasty lagoon animals!

by Vagina Warrior February 14, 2012

Animal Mother

And old American slang term for a person with a natural talent for communicating with and caring for animals. The term was popularized in the naming of Adam Baldwin's character in 1987's "Full Metal Jacket" film in which the M60 machine gunner looked after and inspired the men of his squad to always seek victory over all else.

No matter how mean she is to her pets, those animals always followed her around anyways. That little girl is a real animal mother.

by Aliel The Heretic January 19, 2021