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Ales

The most amazing man you could ever meet. Truly a life changing human being. The best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have. Ales is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, funniest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. Ales is sheltering, comforting, protective, generous, and loving. Ales is the most handsome man to ever exist. Ales can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Ales is just flawless. You may say he has flaws, but they aren't flaws if you love them, and you will love every single thing about him. He does tend to fuck shit up with how adventuresome, energetic, brave, and curious he is-- but that's what makes Ales, Ales.
Is he crazy? No he’s just being Ales.
by Sajentist November 22, 2021
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Al Gore

A superlative term used to describe a conman or pyramid scheme related to climate change.
Did you see Greta Thunberg at the United Nations?

Yes, she's a total Al Gore.
by AmSamurai April 30, 2020
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St als Crawford st

Worst schools in Cork principal is above 6” and don’t know how to stfu half the time all a bunch of cheeky shits in there
Don’t waste your time with st als Crawford st
by Imagine caring bt life October 6, 2022
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al-de-burgh

A phrase used by townies often to other townies. Originated from o'l boy, which turned into Ah bah then al-burgh, finally into al-de-burgh.
"Thats my stick you al-de-burgh.
by Mini Jam Mega Ham January 12, 2004
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Al-Hayat Media Centre

ISIS owned media company, infamous for their openings on nasheeds or videos. Simply

AL-HAYAT MEDIA CENTRE PRESENTS 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🏴🏳️🏴
John (kafir) I hate Al-Hayat!! They're nasheeds are ass!
Abu-Bakr Ibn Mohammad Zayed Shawarma Eater the Third: AL-HAYAT MEDIA CENTRE PRESENTS 🗣️🔥
by TheSwagMessiah December 27, 2023
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Al-Haitham, CA

Al-Haitham, CA -

A mythical town in Kern County. It's most well known landmarks is the Sheikh temple and Al-Haitham Market. Schools that are nearby are McKee and Golden Valley High School.

Noted by the only grocery store in a weird little town 7 miles south of Bakersfield, the market was previously named Greenfield Market, the new management change the name to Al-Haitham Market as of 2023.

Honestly there is two Greenfields in California, one next to Salinas Northern California and the other Greenfield is a secret to everybody in Bakersfield Southern California.

Al-Haitham should replace the name of Greenfield in Kern County.

Both Greenfields in California hate each other because of the NorCal SoCal rivalry.

Many Surenos are confused by Greenfield Bakers that is a Bakersfield set that is bizarrely Sureno aligned and most Surenos hate the Greenfield name and will shoot anything with "Greenfield" on sight.

Since most Surenos know that Greenfield is Norteno aligned next to the birthplace of Norteno culture, that is Salinas, CA; for safety purposes Al-Haitham is a proper name change so that most Surenos from nearby Los Angeles and Kern County don't accidently kill Greenfield Bakers Surenos over the"Greenfield" name that is tattooed on Greenfield Bakers Sureno members.

If the "Greenfield Bakers" do not wish to call themselves otherwise, most Surenos would order them to the NorCal Greenfield as Upstate Surenos.
Al-Haitham,CA-

Derek-"Hey, they change the name of Greenfield Market to Al-Haitham Market."

Bobby-"What's going on here? First the Sheikh Temple, then it's now Al-Haitham, CA?

Michael-"About time, every Sureno hates the name Greenfield, it's shoot on sight with bonus points if they hit an actually Norteno from Greenfield, CA or Salinas, CA."

Al-Haitham Market is just a typical market but it's a bizarre name change, not because it's Arabic in origin, but because it replaced the name of Greenfield Market, named after the only market in Greenfield area 7 miles south of Bakersfield.
by bbobcali661 June 6, 2023
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Al Mughayer

A city in Palestine near the West Bank. They are know for olive oil and money. They also like to throw rocks at Israel and end up dying. (At least 1 person dies ever 2 weeks there)
Ex;” my friend takes showers with olive oil

“Cuz he’s from Al Mughayer”
by Karim Nasan June 20, 2023
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