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george michael

Best personality ever on the best sitcom ever, Arrested Development. He has a crush on his cousin (but its OK because she is really hot). He is not to be confused with the Singer-Songwriter guy who keeps getting busted for drugs by the police.
After Michael finds out George Michael was trying to buy pot for Buster:

Michael: Your Uncle Gob seems to think that he saw you down at the docks today. Was that you?
George Michael: No. No. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter.
Michael: Yeah, that makes sense.
by Fauver December 17, 2006
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Michael Vick

aka Mike Vick, aka Ron Mexico

1st Overall Pick in the 2001 NFL Draft,
exorbitantly overpaid. Has never thrown for 3,000 yards in a season. Has never thrown for more than 16 touchdowns in a season.

Signed a 10-year, $130M contract with the Atlanta Falcons in December 2004, with an NFL record $37M in guaranteed bonuses.

Regarded as one of the worst quarterbacks in terms of accruacy in the NFL. Career completion average of less than 55%. Averages 1.3 touchdown passes for every interception thrown.

(Stats accurate as of 2005)
by ic_stadium April 9, 2006
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michael zakarin

the REALLY COOL guitarist of The Bravery who plays electric guitar left-handed, and currently has long hair. He's also pretty short, and has a great sense of humor. He is Jewish and Italian, and very exotic looking too.
"Hey, I got to meet Michael Zakarin after the show last night! He's awesome!"
by ionica457 November 26, 2006
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Michael Vick

The real overrated black quarterback. At least McNabb gets to the playoffs every year, tries to be a pocket passer, and doesnt act like he's going to the Tupac show after the game.
Michael Vick is running to the sideline to get the jacket on as quickly as possible during the cold in the Bears game a couple of years ago...Maybe southerners really are pussies, afterall. I'll never get past that sight in my mind for Vick. Easily the most overrated and undertalented 'quarterback' ever.
by Scott Thomas IIII September 7, 2006
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Michael Brown

The head of FEMA from 2003-2005, including during Hurricane Katrina. Blamed by George W. Bush, and America for the entire FEMA Failure.

Also gave $30 Million to Miami after Hurricane Francis, even though Francis never hit Miami.

Before being appointed FEMA director... Brown was the Judges and Stewards Commissioner for the International Arabian Horse Association, (IAHA), from 1989-2001, which George W. Bush (of course) thought qualified him to be the FEMA director.
"Brownie you're doin' a heck of a job"-George W. Bush
"Michael Brown sucks at managing FEMA"
by ChaseS08 April 14, 2006
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michael ashworth

Michael ashworth is a beefy dude dude dude dude
by JIWERAJ[ June 4, 2014
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Michael langdon

An character from American horror story apocalypse who is extremely evil and hot at the same time. He is the child of tate langdon and vivien harmon so he is the antichrist
I wanna spread my legs for Michael langdon and be like hail saitan
by Surprisebitch November 4, 2018
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