Alf Martin

Alf Martin, the pedo norwegian teacher that loves to flirt with the teenage girls in his class. He is basically balding with only a little patch similar to a brownie stuck to his forehead. His big schnozer covers his whole face and he will try everything he can to make fun of you infront of his entire class.

He will love you if you show a little cleavage
"oh look its Alf Martin" - "oh no, ive lost my will to live"
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Alf Martin

A big schnozed man, with an attitude of a multi millionare business owner. He can be spotted with a brownie patch on his head meanwhile everything else is just bald. Nigger
"Hey look there is alf martin", "What a gay piece of shit!"
by KirkoBliko November 03, 2023
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Spilmester Martin

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Martin sex

Sexual intercourse with a man and a dog at the same time while playing uno and sucking at it
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Martin Jekyll

Da more-even-tempered political candidate from Sarasota County, Florida.
Maybe if Martin Hyde had had Martin Jekyll in da car with him at da time when he got pulled over for speeding and texting, da "opposites attract" concept might have kinda mellowed things out a bit, and so there might not have been da humiliating nationwide scandal dat brewed up as a result of said disgraceful incident.
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Martin county

Martin County is a county located in the Treasure Coast region of the state of Florida, in the United States. As of the 2010 census, the population was 146,318. Its county seat is Stuart. Martin County is in the Port St. Lucie, FL Metropolitan Statistical Area.
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martin and robyn

an amazing couple that would do anything for eachother.. true definition of true love.. couple like no other
that couple is a martin and robyn kinda couple
by unknown0707 October 12, 2011
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