my friend josh is so prohumpitty dump
by shmabul January 20, 2010
by frogsoot June 20, 2016
When you are taking a dump, but your super horny and don't want to wait until you finish. So you spread your legs and start jacking off until you ejaculate right when your poop drops.
"Man I haven't seen my girl in 10 days. Might as well dump and tug since I'm in the bathroom already."
by EagleOneSolo January 14, 2020
Performing a corpse hump over the face of a dead opponent while blowing a raspberry in the mic, making it sound like you took a dump on their face.
Timmy "oh no im dead and he is going to corpse hump me"
John "No timmy, I shit on your face with my Visor Dump PHRRRRRRRPP"
John "No timmy, I shit on your face with my Visor Dump PHRRRRRRRPP"
by Elohelae September 29, 2009
by SuperBootySteve May 30, 2017
When you're taking a dump in a stall, and another guy takes a dump right in the stall next to you. There are three (3) stalls, but he chooses that one.
Not only that, but he waits until you're done with your business before he leaves. Because nobody wants to show their faces after a dump. That would be office suicide.
So anyway, you're rushed, because you need to finish, and also - you're nervous when you're washing your hands, that he'll come out, and you'll know who the Dump Creeper was.
But in any case, he'll ruin your entire dump experience, you can be sure of that.
Not only that, but he waits until you're done with your business before he leaves. Because nobody wants to show their faces after a dump. That would be office suicide.
So anyway, you're rushed, because you need to finish, and also - you're nervous when you're washing your hands, that he'll come out, and you'll know who the Dump Creeper was.
But in any case, he'll ruin your entire dump experience, you can be sure of that.
#1) Dude, my regularly scheduled Monday morning 10am dump was spoiled by some really bad Dump Creeper.
#2) Man, I think it was Elliott. He loves doing that.
#2) Man, I think it was Elliott. He loves doing that.
by halpwr July 23, 2012
Forclosed homes offered to poor people for some sense of accomplishment/home ownership. this will lead to heartache and poverty due to poor plumbing, mold, rotten wood, and cracking foundations.
by jburque February 28, 2012