Peanut the squirrel

An Instagram-famous rodent who achieved legend status for his adorable antics and undeniable charm. Peanut was the kind of squirrel who could make even the grumpiest cat crack a smile. Unfortunately, his fame caught the attention of the infamous Karen, a bureaucratic buzzkill who apparently took her role as the Department of Environmental Conservation's ultimate squirrel hater way too seriously. Instead of letting Peanut continue to spread joy, she swooped in like a villain from a bad movie, snatching him from his loving owner, Mark Longo, under the pretense of “regulations.”

In a move that shocked the world, this Karen decided to euthanize Peanut after a tragic mishap, proving once and for all that she’s the ultimate embodiment of government overreach and soul-sucking indifference. Seriously, Karen, what the hell were you thinking? You could’ve just let the little guy live his best life instead of becoming the Grim Reaper of adorable squirrels. Congratulations on being the world’s biggest party pooper—may your days be as joyless as your choices!
"Man, I can’t believe Karen went full villain mode and decided to be the executioner of Peanut the Squirrel; she really just took the joy out of life for everyone!"
by SqueweFanboy420 November 5, 2024
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Squirrel

When you pack your nuts in a chicks mouth and she looks at you with a confused look.
I had this chick squirrel my nuts in her mouth like she was saving them for the winter.
by Squirrel Master 28 August 5, 2017
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shiny squirrel syndrome

Somebody who is easily distracted by things other than what they're supposed to be focusing on.
Stephen has shiny squirrel syndrome, he will be talking on the phone and get distracted by something happening outside and just stop talking and focus on whatbis happening outside.
by Bill&bob October 3, 2023
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squirrels in a basket

it's a made up phrase (that i made) meaning 2 people having intercourse. it's supposed to be used in a funny way.
"they were like 2 squirrels in a basket"

"we made a baby in the squirrels basket"

"stop playing around like squirrels in a basket!"
by dyenasor October 15, 2022
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An adorable squirrel that has pure black eyes and lives in japan. It lives in cold climates and eats like an average squirrels (nuts and seeds). They use their arm flaps to fly across up to 10 feet distances (and more).
Me:Look at that Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrel!

My sister: I know right! It’s adorable
by Angel of russian songs August 8, 2020
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Dirt Squirrel

A noodle arm lookin' redneck-gangster, who looks like they haven't showered in about 2 months. Commonly found with a herd of dirt squirrels, standing by their cars in a city hall parking lot.
He is a dirt squirrel.
by kvli December 8, 2020
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