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Edgy 13-year-olds

Noun
Synonyms: clout, middle school student
Definition: every boy in middle school who had used the word clout
by Jose burrito April 15, 2019
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two-day-a-year-jew

A Jew, usually reformed but he or she can also be conservative if they go to a large enough temple, who only goes to temple for the two days of Rosh Hannah, though occasionally they may show up for Yom Kippur (although the fasting impairs socializing). They usually spend the most of their time socializing outside with their friends.
"I didn't even know Michael went to this temple!"
"Oh you didn't know? He's been a two-day-a-year-jew since his Bar Mitzvah."
by ShawnCP September 19, 2009
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New Year's Re-resolution

A previous year's New Year's resolution that went unachieved, and has thus been added to this year's list of resolutions.
Guy #1: Looks like you never did lose that 20 lbs you said you were going to lose last year.

Guy #2: Yeah, I'll have to make that one of my New Year's re-resolutions.
by oldmanb79 December 29, 2009
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years beyond your wisdom

opposite of wisdom beyond your years. A point at which someone you know stops gaining wisdom and continues to gain years.
Joe says "you know what Tom, I love school; I'm going on and getting my third bachelor's degree, in accounting."

Tom says "gee Joe, you're awfully smart, but now I'm starting to think you've got years beyond your wisdom."
by stealthfighter July 28, 2010
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Toxic Twelve Year Old

The thing you call most twelve year old boys today. They can often be found screaming at Roblox or Minecraft. If they aren't doing one of those things they are most likely telling you to kys over their pathetic excuse for a Call of Duty play.
"Did you see that viral video about the toxic twelve year old?"
"Dude who tf calls them viral videos?"
by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018
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thousand year blood war

the last ark in the anime Bleach where Ichigo gets his true shikai and bankai
thousand year blood war is good
by hhucrhuegherhoug October 28, 2020
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raging nine year old

A little piece a garbage that constantly screams into his mic and usually plays minecraft or call of duty black opps 3, also someone that older gamers troll to make viewers laugh.
Troller: *makes kid fall in lava on minecraft*
Raging nine year old: *earsplitting scream*
by DerpyCheezit September 20, 2017
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