A guy who is smart, retarded, irritating, ugly, nerd, weird, brown-orange haired fuck at the same time
by martzrdlim11 November 27, 2017
Get the William Brandtmug. Related to a Wet Willy, the Dry William is when a dry finger is inserted into the ear canal of another unsuspecting individual.
by fisterroboto6969 March 30, 2018
Get the Dry Williammug. 
Son of agents Dana Scully and Fox Mulder from the X-Files television show, later given up for adoption. Also the name of the man Mulder knew as his father (his biological father being Cigarette Smoking Man/CGG Spender).
by DanaFox19 July 5, 2011
Get the William Muldermug. by XanderTheStank March 12, 2019
Get the william courtneymug. A sandwich made with chilli, cheese and sliced up pork sausages, very similar to the American sloppy joe. Named in celebration of the engagement of Prince William and Kate Middlesworth (and subsequently the sex act that he will preform on her).
The sloppy William as a sex act involves dressing up as a member of the nazi party (preferably an SS officer) and systematically forcing your penis (refered to as a luger) into every orifice of the womans body including eye sockets. You then ejaculate into the girls eyes, collect the fluid up and mix it with boiling water and force her to inhale it to finish with what is described as the "gas chamber". Sick bastards!
The sloppy William as a sex act involves dressing up as a member of the nazi party (preferably an SS officer) and systematically forcing your penis (refered to as a luger) into every orifice of the womans body including eye sockets. You then ejaculate into the girls eyes, collect the fluid up and mix it with boiling water and force her to inhale it to finish with what is described as the "gas chamber". Sick bastards!
Example 1
guy 1: Im hungry.
Guy 2 : Lets get a sloppy William
Example 2
Prince william: This sloppy william feels so good. hows it for you?
Kate M: It hurts my eyes but thats ok. as long as you finish with the gas chamber
Prince willy:Hey dad stop watching you dirty old perv
guy 1: Im hungry.
Guy 2 : Lets get a sloppy William
Example 2
Prince william: This sloppy william feels so good. hows it for you?
Kate M: It hurts my eyes but thats ok. as long as you finish with the gas chamber
Prince willy:Hey dad stop watching you dirty old perv
by commemorative meal man January 12, 2011
Get the Sloppy Williammug. I live in Owosso and I love to eat poop. Poop is my favorite type of thing to eat. I also like getting pooped on my chest. It feels sooooo good.
by Mix Master MIke March 18, 2005
Get the Devon Williamsmug.