A man (typically single) whose sleeping schedule severely impedes his ability to make high quality DJ mixes. Generally, Will is known for living off his wealthy parents money while using Uber Eats to fund his marijuana use and the occasional 18-rack Henry Weinhards. Will uses an extensive vocabulary, Reddit, and a 1/4 of a college degree to preach about subjects he generally doesn't have a clue about. Will can be a fun guy to hang out with, however most of the time you are with him you can't stop thinking about punching him directly in the mouth.
"I met with this man named Will from tinder. He tried to eat my ass and then lectured me on how beneficial it would be to drive him to Seattle for some shitty drum and bass concert."
by wakaflockabowbow June 25, 2019
Get the Will mug.Bluish green eyes, dirty blonde hair,average height, he is ripped and could bite you in half, very nice, friendly, but shy. Extremely cute boy, but doesn’t know it. He is sad all the time for reasons man can barely explain, but other people don’t see him sad because he is busy making them happy. Good sense of humor. Hides his sadness in some type of extreme sport like motocross. He doesn’t date very many girls because of complicated circumstances, but would make the best boyfriend. He doesn’t want to hurt anyone. He doesn’t want the constant anger and sadness to come back. Probably went to counseling at a younger age so that he wouldn’t be angry at family. Kisses better than you wish he could. Can hug a demon out of you.
by WillSnider6/30/19 11:29 June 30, 2019
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Get the Will mug.Fortnite fridge and loves a nice chat with the kids, down for a little snog underneath the mistletoe. Get down to business with the woman (you know what I mean Cheshire Police😉) and a all round family man when I intrude your house hold xx
by Weed Pussy patrol xx July 28, 2019
Get the Will randles mug.A fat fucking queer who’s eyes are uneven he looks like the monster from goonies. Unfaithful to his girlfriend who he has already cheated on like 5 times, To tall so nothing counts because he has a unfair advantage, turned down a post Malone concert in fucking Dallas with guaranteed backstage tickets to meet post Malone and everyone else at the concert to hangout with his girlfriend who again he has cheated on like 5 times. He says “I don’t care” for anything that you say. Also he’s gay.
by Big Booty Bear🍑🍑🍑 September 12, 2019
Get the Will O’ Cockell mug.Can come off as an asshole but is a sweetheart deep down. The quintessential bad boy who never learned to grow out of this stage. Has abrasive opinions that turn people off, but then jokes around like a puppy dog trying to get people to like him. His go to joke is something involving farts. Really he just wants someone to love him in all his immature glory. Will’s can almost always be found snorting lines off strippers asses, or showing off pictures of the strippers asses to his friends. Those are his main hobbies. However if he does find a girlfriend he makes sure to treat her right when he takes her to his bar. Will do his best to pamper her. Never get in an argument with a Will because its like arguing with a child. Will be defensive and deflective, but will come back around later with his tail between his legs and try to make it up. To make a Will happy just give him all your love, appreciation, and orifices. He needs head ten times a day or he gets cranky and takes it out on others. He is the Trump supporter with a big heart. He is the kind of friend you roll your eyes at but can’t help but love.
by Gabtron3000 September 28, 2019
Get the Will mug.Really nice guys who are lil bills. They are hopefully loyal lol unlike the one who shall not be named. They have a good sense of humor that always makes me laugh. They are fun people to be around and will always skip math just to hang out with u
by Vinsha September 30, 2019
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