Can come off as an asshole but is a sweetheart deep down. The quintessential bad boy who never learned to grow out of this stage. Has abrasive opinions that turn people off, but then jokes around like a puppy dog trying to get people to like him. His go to joke is something involving farts. Really he just wants someone to love him in all his immature glory. Will’s can almost always be found snorting lines off strippers asses, or showing off pictures of the strippers asses to his friends. Those are his main hobbies. However if he does find a girlfriend he makes sure to treat her right when he takes her to his bar. Will do his best to pamper her. Never get in an argument with a Will because its like arguing with a child. Will be defensive and deflective, but will come back around later with his tail between his legs and try to make it up. To make a Will happy just give him all your love, appreciation, and orifices. He needs head ten times a day or he gets cranky and takes it out on others. He is the Trump supporter with a big heart. He is the kind of friend you roll your eyes at but can’t help but love.
by Gabtron3000 September 28, 2019