A man (typically single) whose sleeping schedule severely impedes his ability to make high quality DJ mixes. Generally, Will is known for living off his wealthy parents money while using Uber Eats to fund his marijuana use and the occasional 18-rack Henry Weinhards. Will uses an extensive vocabulary, Reddit, and a 1/4 of a college degree to preach about subjects he generally doesn't have a clue about. Will can be a fun guy to hang out with, however most of the time you are with him you can't stop thinking about punching him directly in the mouth.
"I met with this man named Will from tinder. He tried to eat my ass and then lectured me on how beneficial it would be to drive him to Seattle for some shitty drum and bass concert."
by wakaflockabowbow June 25, 2019