13th of may

International break a rapist’s bones day

Rapist:OW, WHY DID YOU DO THAT
victim: it’s break a rapist’s bones day (aka 13th of may)

by anonymous April 12, 2021

25th may

the day where everyone gives a piece of gum to someone random and thank them.

here is a piece of gum, thank you.
why?
dude it's the 25th May

by gum giver May 3, 2021

May 10

If it’s your girlfriends birthday, give her a big kiss and hug her as long as you can.

Babe it’s may 10 lemme give you a kiss

by The unknown singer May 4, 2021

MAY-YAY

Asian slang for mayonnaise.

"U wan more MAY-YAY on yo sandwich round-eye?!?"

by alexcoulson January 2, 2010

29 May

National fuck melinda in the ass day

Ow my ass

Shut the fuck up Melinda it 29 may

by anonymous May 29, 2021

7 May

The day you suck on your girlfriends titties

- Can i suck your titts
- Why ?
- Becauce its 7 May

by Arabpruttare May 4, 2022

May 13

On this day a bf must send his gf a cute picture/selfie of himself.

Girl1:Look my bf sent me this cute selfie!

Girl2: Wait, why did he do that, he usually never sends you his selfies
Girl1: Oh, it’s may 13

by chris6728 May 11, 2020