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wife saver

I should be ok tonight, even though the team lost, he's on the wife saver.
by karnowski snr December 28, 2023
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wife pussy

A partner's genitalia that a man values and cherishes, so much so that he wants to commit to a lifelong relationship.
But seriously you felt delicious.. like you have wife pussy.
by Iri June 17, 2024
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Tees Wife

A woman who is stunning , beautiful and just something about her that keeps you entrigued! She’s like a magnet for good luck , Love and Lust. She makes her man look and feel like the Most powerful Man on Earth. Tees Wife is the noblest Enigma .
Yo Tees Wife is Bad asf bro!

Tees Wife is so magnetic , I just wanna be around her !

….Yo Tee is so Lucky to have a Wife her she’s a total Peach .
by BeachBaeShorty February 16, 2022
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dead wife montage

A "dead wife montage" is a visual media device used to introduce a deceased or missing character, most frequently a dead wife. The character is heavily romanticised in the flashback-style clip compilation ("montage") of happy memories the deceased shared with the affected character in the present story. Through the flashback, the deceased person is often portrayed as an angelic, flawless and almost superhuman person who heavily influenced the affected character's life, who still struggles to deal with their passing/disappearance. The montage is often but not always accompanied by sad/sentimental music.

This stlye of flashback has drawn attention on social media in recent years, with many online comedians producing sketches which aim at making fun of the trope.
"Dude, John Wick was such a simp for his wife, they made him go through a straight up dead wife montage"
by Lillie Morgenstern 89 June 30, 2024
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Farmer's Wife

The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.
The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!
by BadDaddy88 September 7, 2021
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Wifed

When your on your girlfriends leash
Think aa will hang with us tonight? Na man that buhl is wifed
by Greekgod10 July 1, 2016
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Wife Span

The sum of years married divided by the number of marriages.
Jimmy has a really short wife span on average 4 years.
by macaddictr October 29, 2012
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