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WHY MEEEEEE?! :(

When you get chosen in a question you don't know or you just hate your life (;-;")
WHY MEEEEEE?! :( WHY WHY WHY?! ;-;
Ima search it on Urban Dictionary bc im sad :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

*WARNING: This is just a joke, don't take it seriously-*

(OvO")
by Gacha-cuz-why-not? September 1, 2021
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Why the kids

Oh! Hey, can explain that one easily. Light work.

Hym "Why the kids? OK. Do you want me to do archetypal or sociological? I mean, I'm going to do both but I'll ask anyway. You understand assault and murder mainly as a byproduct of your own solipsistic delusion. You do not care about other men. And the thought process is this: Other men aren't doing what you are doing and IF THEY WERE what happened to them wouldn't be happening. Evidenced by the fact that it isn't happening to you. Violence against women you understand. You don't like it because they are fucking you but, in reality, the act of fucking you reflects on you in some capacity so that doesn't actually constitute care for women. Children, on the otherhand, represent the innocence and purity that was taken away from you be time. So to harm them or taint them is take that away from you a second time.
You actually care for children for the exact same reason that Pedophiles molest them and your assertion that 'you just don't understand how anyone could EvEr harm a child' is just virtue signaling. So, sure bud, you're the good one and not a solipsistic retard. So, that's why murder the kids. You're wrapped in the armor of God (i.e. your own solipsistic delusion) and the most effective way to harm you is the kids. So there's that. Also, proximity to a terrorist is another good reason to murder kids. Now, here is the sociological angle: You are trying to compel care and mandate empathy for your kids. When they get molested I have to be angry and sadistic with you. When they get slaughtered I have to be sad and sympathetic with you. Or else! I'm the bad one. I no longer get rights. It's all a desperate and pathetic breeder racket to force (and it IS force Jordan) people to mirror your own pathology as a way of (as you call it) decreasing entropy. But even now you are trying to warp the assertion into something self-aggrandizing 'Yeah! Empathy IS mandatory😈' and that's just you being an annoying little schizo and the harder you try to enforce it (regardless of how hobbsian your method) the more violently you will be resisted and in the direction of you kids. That is why the kids."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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Why y’all never let people publish shit?

Lame af
“Why y’all never let people publish shit?”

stop being stingy.
by richprincess February 13, 2020
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why

why exist
by i have homework to avoid February 8, 2021
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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025
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Why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕
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Why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕
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