van-guzzle

To cover a penis with wet paint and perform oral sex, causing the paint to spray and slash around.

Example 1: "We're gonna van-guzzle later, right?"

Example 2: "We need to add some spice to our relationship. Want to try van-guzzling?"

Example 3: "I took her to my penthouse and we van-guzzled!"

by hernybern March 18, 2024

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Van Note

A fetish where one fills the back of a cargo van with zip-lock bags full of warm gravy, dons a bondage suit complete with metal studs then dives into the pile of bags and pretends to seizure. Can also be performed in a kiddy pool. In Germany the zip-locks are replaced with condoms. Named after the famous incident of the epileptic working in the kitchen of dennys on all you can eat biscuits and gravy day. Who seized and created sloppy history on the kitchen floor.

Lets van note in that truck bed

by mr flopadopolous May 25, 2014

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White Vanned

The act of obtaining candy then being fucked in ass figuratively or literally, more often then not without consent from the victim being "White Vanned."

Wow, you just got White Vanned.

by Codfisssh November 10, 2019

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Van Stuck

Le fait d'être bloqué a un certains rang ou palier dans un jeu compétitif et / ou dans sa vie professionnel ou sentimental.
Peu être dit de Van Stuck toutes personne dont l'ambition et le travaille acharnée se solde par un échec.

Tu t'es fais bannir ton compte lol ? t'es vraiment Van Stuck.
tes parents ne veulent pas que tu es une voiture? vraiment pas de chance t'es vraiment un Van Stuck

by Sardoche Fan boy June 6, 2020

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ruben stywes van der berg

Ruben is an stuttering wwwanker, he sometimes forgets his name and struggles to talk in general. He is a nice and fun person and also a big advocate for bafana bafana. In general a great guy.

A pretty girl: "What's your name?"
ruben stywes van der berg: ""

by Miernes1234 November 12, 2023

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