Van

Van was my first love, someone I loved talking to, venting to, listening to, hanging with, playing roblox with, honestly I loved every single second we had together. We had a lot in common and I loved finding out about all the fun things we shared. But I also hate Van. I hate Van for making me love him so unbelievably much that I honestly lost my concept of love. I’m desperate to find a love like Van again. I hate Van because he made me think he loved me, when he never did. He didn’t even like people my gender. I hate him because I won’t be in a functional relationship because of him. I hate you Van, and I hate that I still love you and miss our sweet conversations.

I miss Van

by eun2silly December 24, 2023

Van Villains

The musical duo of Twitch users Illutris & Davijak, parodied after Bran Van 3000

Bill: Have you listened to the Van Villains?
Joe: Are you talking about the rap duo from YayoDeLaRiva's streams?

by Illutris February 2, 2021

van-illa

Someone who goes throughout life in a Legendary manner. Rare relic in nature.

Hey man you are looking very Van-illa today.

by T.A.R The Allen Report November 27, 2019

Van Damming it up

Dancing to every song known to man like you are Jean Claude Van Damme in the drunk bar scene from Kickboxer.

Did you see Ed, Matt and Jason at the party last night? Those guys were Van Damming it up to every song!

by MacheteManF13 February 11, 2021

East Van Couch

A ratty 'ol couch in East Vancouver where many a fun nights have been had

Where are you located? East Van Couch

by Willy1972 September 5, 2023

Van hammer

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holy shit ike really wants this van hammer

by ikesa May 1, 2022

land van tommy le

The most kick ass guy in the world. has a reputation of not giving a shit but also humble.

damn ! land van tommy le, you the man

by anonymous November 22, 2021