somebody set us up the bong

-A command indicating that an individual should prepare a bong for a group that includes the speaker.

-A cross between "somebody set us up the bomb", a phrase used to indicate treachery, and "bong", a device used to smoke plant material, mainly cannabis.

Alan and Steve are passed out, but can somebody please set us up the bong?

-They intercepted our drugs in the mail.
-Somebody set us up the bong.

by somebodysetusupthebong July 20, 2010

Hey there! i am using whatsapp

The status message of someone who isn't using whatsapp

Hey there! i am using whatsapp
No you're not otherwise, you would have changed the default status message

by josjos21 December 26, 2021

Don’t nobody want no used cookies

Don’t nobody want used bitch

John :I fw yo ex bro
Anoni:bitch don’t nobody want no used cookies

by K4K bill April 20, 2022

all your soul are belong to us

Microsoft's motto

by Bill gates worst nightmare July 3, 2003

somebody set up us the bomb

subliminal messaging, when read backwards: "Bomb the US, up-set somebody"

by drakynn October 12, 2003

till death do us part

a phrase that, apparently most people don't actually mean when they get married

did you know that 40-50% of marriages end in divorce? I guess "till death do us part" means nothing anymore

by raindropsonkittens January 7, 2019

til debt do us part

this is the new slogan for mariage.

the couple said til death do us part, but in actuality it will be more like til debt do us part.

by $nowman'$exy April 8, 2010