unicorn moon ride

Noun: A grenade consisting of tequila, jagermeister and red bull, with a cap of mdma in the bottom of the jager shot. The shot glasses are balanced in the rim of the glass filled with red bull so when you drink the tequila, the shot of jager falls into the cup. Drinking a few of these will get you ready to party, garunteed.

Oh man, Jerry just drank his 6th unicorn moon ride... he's gonna be fucked up!

by MagicalUnicorn09 October 13, 2012

unicorn bae

A unicorn bae is a boyfriend or girlfriend who is like a pet.

Nancy:You should get a unicorn bae,mine is so cute.Sally:I totally have a unicorn bae and he is rainbowtastic

by EmoLillyx October 25, 2015

The Funky Unicorn

When somebody attaches a dildo to their head and shoves it into the vagina or butthole of another person during sex.

“Did you hear, Mark totally preformed the funky unicorn on Joshua!”

by sexybabyman November 5, 2023

Unicorn

Someone that fits perfectly between two people in a threesome

Guy 1: “Ay bro I wanna have a threesome”
Guy 2: “Alright dude but let me be the unicorn this time”

by S1xtyNyn3 August 14, 2024

Unicorn

A virgin that is either gay, lesbian, or bi-sexual.

"Bisshh you a unicorn, ain't you never gonn' see anyone 'round"

by The Butt Dictionary September 13, 2020

Unicorn

When a person of any gender sticks a dildo on their forehead and a woman sits on the dildo while the person eats her out

Me and my girl love to Unicorn

by Bopstroya January 13, 2025

Unicorn shit

When you shit glitter out of your ass, then proceed to stuff it in a stuffed animal and wrap it up to give to your friends little brother.

I gave my stepdads brother a unicorn shit for his birthday.

by Pablo Miguel January 22, 2021