Term used for when you are taking a fat piss and you put your cock back in your pants while it's still dribbling
Guy 1:"Dude I just holstered too quickly now my boxers are soaked!!!"
Guy 2:"Can I suck em dry?"
Guy 1:"Thanks bro, really looking out for me"
Guy 2:"Can I suck em dry?"
Guy 1:"Thanks bro, really looking out for me"
by Bussy.Boy July 26, 2022
Get the Holstered too quicklymug. by JG 1 May 3, 2022
Get the too rich for wordsmug. Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute To Me'" & Eliza coupe To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles: "'You Are Cute Too'"
Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute To Me'" & Eliza coupe To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles: "'You Are Cute Too'"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
Get the Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute To Me'" & Eliza coupe To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles: "'You Are Cute Too'"mug. by Bubbywubby December 2, 2021
Get the Toomug. One of the first rappers on the west coast. Too $hort loves women and women love him. Everybody loves Too $hort.
A: Ayo!? What's that dope ass track you playin'?
X: It's Too $hort. Cocktales to be exact.
A: Why do you spell it "Cocktales" and not "Cocktails"?
X: Because he tells a ton of crazy ass stories about his past sexual intercourses.
But how'd you figure out the spelling if we were talking?
X: It's Too $hort. Cocktales to be exact.
A: Why do you spell it "Cocktales" and not "Cocktails"?
X: Because he tells a ton of crazy ass stories about his past sexual intercourses.
But how'd you figure out the spelling if we were talking?
by DeltaKillsThem February 12, 2021
Get the Too $hortmug. €
Too euro: trying too hard w/ no shame. Not bougie but almost there.
Kind of like too money, but elitist as fuck.
Too euro: trying too hard w/ no shame. Not bougie but almost there.
Kind of like too money, but elitist as fuck.
"Last week when we got caught in the rain, Jane refused to use my extra umbrella because the handle wasn't genuine Prada plastic. Then, when we got to my house, she wouldn't use any of my towels until I could prove their high thread count! That girl is too euro for my tastes."
"She only drinks wine if it costs more than $20 per bottle. That chick is way too fucking euro for me, no matter how hot she is."
"She only drinks wine if it costs more than $20 per bottle. That chick is way too fucking euro for me, no matter how hot she is."
by Gurkman March 27, 2013
Get the too euromug.