Texas Tony arrives by the sky. Hangs at the Honky Tonk and eats glizzys. He’s got an iron liver. Will awake everyone by 8am. At brunch downtown you’ll find him by a lama. Loves a goodnight sleep on the roof.
by Tonylives May 21, 2022

by liveforfash March 25, 2021

A depressed little boy with no future that has been rejected many many times. He has no friends and he is lonely. People make fun of him liking an amazing girl but since everyone knows he doesn't stand a chance with her the other people make fun of him very often. He is the worst person you could ever think of.
by Rancidious1783 November 11, 2018

A man who is a whore and loves to cheat on their gfs. Their soulmate is a girl who is named Dianne D. They aren't Mexican but look Mexican. He likes off brand asian girls. He try to find Dianne his true one love, soulmate in everyone.
by soapysausageducky April 23, 2023

Copemaster, the master of coping
"Vittu toi Turkki Tony lähti copee taas nii lujaa"
"Blimey mate that Tony started coping like no tomorrow"
"Blimey mate that Tony started coping like no tomorrow"
by AntinSementti September 19, 2022

He deserves the world and more he is super funny but has been through so much that he uses that to escape everything he has been through.
by Esqueda December 26, 2023
