ninja magic

The act of pulling out pubic hairs and sprinkling it on someone or something.

My cousin sprinkled some ninja magic on the customer's plate and placed the food on top. Should be a surprise.

by myhoopt July 4, 2016

stroke ninja

A super stealthy sex servant that can spank a swollen stiffy for a sticky semen surprise, whack a whiskered Willy wonderfully with one hand, just jerk a johnson so gingerly, five finger a fat fuck stick forever, bare hand a beefy BBC and beat a bulky boner black and blue.

Japanese folklore, written on the walls of the finest oriental massage parlors, tells of the legendary stroke ninja. Although known far and wide as the stroke ninja, the locals simply called her キャンディス. With cat like reflexes, nimble fingers and a grip like the deadly venus fly trap, many a man has succumb to her relentless grasp. The few that survived gather, on occasion, to reminisce about the best rub-n-tug of a lifetime.

by El Conquistador July 6, 2021

Ninja Cockblock

Cockblocking someone by staring at them from behind an object.

Lee is such a ninja cockblocker, look at him watch us make-out behind that tree.

by Samuraipenisguarder October 31, 2010

ninja poodles

Noun

the parody of of ninja turtles, except more ferocious, cuddly, and you can carry it in a doggie handbag. Likes to wear bows in hair and is trained to the highest degree.

guy 1 "Dude did you see the Ninja poodles last night?"
Guy 2 "FOL! I totally forgot!!"

by misstaken April 21, 2010

Ninja Turdle

The phenomenon where you poop and wipe your butt to find there's nothing on the toilet paper. It's as if you never pooped.

"Kevin, you won't believe it."
"What, Jeff?"
"I just had a ninja turdle. Made my life so much easier for a second."

"Good! We saved on toilet paper, then."

by Koreku August 23, 2017

Ninja Kiwi

guys who made bloons or something

bloons tower defense 6 ninja kiwi

by puzzler3015, liker of blons October 23, 2022

ninja booking

Jumping on and off of facebook all sneaky like in order to check, and update your statuses before anyone can IM you. It is unknown why people take up this tactic instead of making oneself invisible while online.

I wanted to talk to Tora, but she keeps ninja booking.

by aleis October 2, 2011