titty cream

An antiseptic cream, which doesn't actually exist, specifically for the purpose of applying to enflamed, grazed, chafed, cut or swollen nipples.

By the end of the marathon, Morticia's nipples were so swollen and red-raw, having just had a sweaty running shirt chafing them for a good 4 hours or more, that she applied a whole tube of titty cream to both of them.

by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012

Dumptruck Titties

Like a dumptruck ass on the chest; large breasts.

Yo, did you see Brittany? She’s got those Dumptruck Titties.

by patrolpatrol December 15, 2020

titty kick

A kick of an Australian Rules football which is so accurate that it hits the target on the tit, ie chest. the receiver of such a kick has 99% chance of catching it. once a titty kick is performed, one must scream "RIGHT ON THE TIT" to let everyone know of the kick.

person a: RIGHT ON THE TIT
person b: what a titty kick!!

by coinroller July 12, 2007

taco titties

when ya smash ya boobies togetha in order to seem like ya have a bigger rack

"damn lookit da rack on that girl"
"nah those are just taco titties"

by ginga_bitch May 6, 2014

Titty Fizzle

when a white boy throws a bitch fit because he caught some nigga motorboatin' his girl.

"Did you hear about the Titty Fizzle Kevin threw when he caught Jamie with Tyrone?"

by ghetto fabb May 5, 2008

Bong Titty

The phenomenon of heightened male breast growth due to increased estrogen levels resultant of excessive marijuana intake. Usually take the shape of a flacid torpedo.

Ya see the bong titty on that dude

by ssi January 26, 2007

ass titties

HUGE fucking tits that fold over like ass cheeks

damn, she has some nice ass titties!

by flatcher March 13, 2009