Vans

A type of shoe

Damn Daniel!!!! Back at it again with the white Vans

by Carson Sophia July 29, 2016

van

an annoying fucking person that annoys people and shit.

Stop with all of this Dilly-Dallying, van! It is putting my mind in a land which is in fact the opposite of pacification!

by hotdaddy69fuckme September 7, 2021

Van

Van is a awesome cool great loving person loves skateboarding and hockey and loves loves hot dogs

Hey Van

by We have the cheese 27493 February 24, 2022

Candy van

When someone arrives infront of your house in a white van and they give you free candy! I’m currently in the back of a van right now and I’m tied up and naked for some reason, but at least I get a Kit Kat bar!

Let’s go get in the candy van!
Last time I did that they tickled my butt, so no thanks.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Vans

A shitty shoe skateboarding posers wear

Poser: Hey guys! Just pulled a tre flip off del toro wearing my Vans! Didn't have the cameras on though!
Skater 1: (To skater 2) Poser?
Skater 2: (To skater 1) Poser.

by Sheiny77 November 5, 2020

Vans

Shoes for wanna be e-boys and e-girls who dont even skate

Girl: you like my new vans?
Everyone:do you even skate??

by Please dont rape me April 25, 2020

Mario Van Peebles (Robles)

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mario Van Peebles (Robles)

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian January 24, 2025