pick your spots

Advice to give someone who has put themselves in a frustrating, dangerous, or dire position.

"So you cheated on your wife, pick your spots, man."

by Cricket Owlndog November 3, 2020

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picking a pig amongst the cows

Picking the most attractive person from a group of munters

Tom: are there any hotties?
Gary: it's like picking a pig amongst the cows

by fizzleg July 12, 2017

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Pick-me

A girl or boy (usually a girl) who acts like she doesn't need help, but then makes a "mistake" because she or he wants attention. A pick-me is also very dramatic.

Pick-me: "Hi!"

Person 1: "Hello! Oh can I help you carry those?"

Pick-me: "I'm ok thank you! *falls on purpose*"

Person 1: "OMG! Are you ok?"

Pick-me: "yes.... ow!"

Person 1: "What?!"

Pick-me: "My leg hurts.... i need to go to to the ER!!!"

Person 2: "Bro shes such a pick me"

by i.like.cats December 11, 2023

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fruit picking sodomite

A homosexual man who not only partakes in the act of anal sex (sodomy) but also 'picks the fruit', in other words folates and handles the male genitals in a manor that some would call sensual or erotic.

That Diego fella's a fruit picking sodomite

by mattybarns June 17, 2024

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