Bed Goblin

Somebody who lives in an darkened bedroom with a laptop screen as their only source of light, becoming gradually more pasty and antisocial. They spend all their time watching YouTube and playing games and only leave their lair to eat, drink, shit or piss. If you try to take their laptop away, they go all Gollum on your ass.

I hardly see Oscar anymore - has turned into a total bed goblin.

by Dr. Volospian January 20, 2023

bedded

to be put to sleep physically or using drugs to induce a sleep like state

man last night that 3 shots of patron to the neck bedded me

by james beverly II December 24, 2022

Pizza Bed

That meme that looks like a pizza but is not

B ISSA PIZZA BED FUCK OUTTA HERE CALLING GHAT A OIZZA

by Mike Wazowski My nIbba September 6, 2017

Frisky bed energy

Refers to someone who clearly knows how to liven up a bedroom, since body-shaming is so last year. You can't choose your body, but you can always choose how you use it. Plus, it's gender-neutral. The counterpart to this is "dead bed energy".

Erica: "Brad is so sweet. He just called out his friends for making homophobic jokes."

Janet: "Whoa, you gotta get on that. That is some frisky bed energy."

by TulipKitten November 1, 2021

bed cheddar

The sticky aftermath of late night sexin'.

I don't want to sleep in the bed cheddar.

by SmellHell March 18, 2015

Bed Sausage

A man’s penis

“I see Anna is pregnant, she must have been playing with Tim’s Bed Sausage!”

by Dick-ctionary November 19, 2021

Mulch bed virgin

One who has not had intercourse in mulch beds

Ryan is such a loser, he is a senior and still a mulch bed virgin.

by Craig applebottom September 29, 2018