mud shower

When a girl, during kinky sexual escapades, decides to lay you down, stand over you and let loose a torrent of diarrhea all over your face.

"The sex started great, until she decided to give me a mud shower"

by Laurel Hard-on June 13, 2017

pile of mud

When the porta-potie is so full it would touch your bum if you sat.

I had to go so bad I squatted over that pile of mud

by tsb-oj June 15, 2009

Mud butt

Any body who is caught having sex in the woods or near trees. Showing up to work later with mud on both participants boots.

"I saw that Kimberly and Zechariah had mud on their boots."
"I guess they were mud butting."

by Sarcasticahole May 12, 2018

mud wolf

THE MUD WOLF IS A MESSY SEX POSITION, WHERE YOU STAB A GIRL IN THE ASS AFTER A LONG NASTY SHIT, BUT YOU MUST HOWL LIKE A WOLF WHEN YOU GET OFF, MUST BE PERFORMED ON A FULL MOON

GIRL YOUR GOING TO GET MUD WOLFED TONIGHT

by stick it then lick it June 22, 2016

mud pole

Decent body, busted face.

Q-How's she look?
A- Ehh... she's a mud pole you should get drunk first.

by jay tayman September 12, 2011

Bloody mud

As your eating a girls ass just light a fire cracker and slip it in.Then watch bloody shit ooze out.

Hey,you know that bitch stacey made her get some bloody mud last night.It was fucking all over like a new coat of paint on the wall

by The danish’s plate May 11, 2019

Mud Monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monster.

by definitelyn0tcoveredinshit September 19, 2021