A auspicious object which gives the individual bountiful pleasures beyond their wildest dreams, usually located on a secret menu at high-end gatherings.
"Wow look at these pretentious people, do they not know that jam and scones isn't the only thing on the menu. Waiter! Be a good lad and fetch me a lady pipe, pronto!"
by AshGash February 21, 2017
Get the lady pipemug. An interdimensional bringer of treats and beats usually transcending her lucky recipients to full floorgasm.
Grasshopper 1: "Whoa... do you feel that razzle in your dazzle?"
Grasshopper 2: "Yes my friend, the Lunch Lady is about to do her damn thang!"
Grasshopper 2: "Yes my friend, the Lunch Lady is about to do her damn thang!"
by magic-marker January 23, 2018
Get the Lunch Ladymug. A rare sub-population of dyke. Often of unkempt appearance and usually sporting a flannelette shirt complemented by a pair of skate shoes &/or boots.
Although similar to the common 'butch dyke' or 'bulldyke' in demeanor, obesity and general shitness: lady pooftas are distinguishable by the appearance of foam under the armpit (particularly prominent in hotter climates) and highly pronounced facial and back hair. Further differentiation also arises in the feet and genitals, where phenotypically webbed-toes and a large clitoris are observed.
Due to this particularly large clitoris, most lady pooftas are capable of producing what is commonly referred to as a 'veginis'.
Although similar to the common 'butch dyke' or 'bulldyke' in demeanor, obesity and general shitness: lady pooftas are distinguishable by the appearance of foam under the armpit (particularly prominent in hotter climates) and highly pronounced facial and back hair. Further differentiation also arises in the feet and genitals, where phenotypically webbed-toes and a large clitoris are observed.
Due to this particularly large clitoris, most lady pooftas are capable of producing what is commonly referred to as a 'veginis'.
#1 'Dude did you hear about Tammy?'
#2 'Tammy? That lady poofta on 5th and Main?'
#1 'Yeah dude, Sarah tells me she pulls a pretty convincing veginis'
#2 'Tammy? That lady poofta on 5th and Main?'
#1 'Yeah dude, Sarah tells me she pulls a pretty convincing veginis'
by Lemistree December 7, 2011
Get the lady pooftamug. When a female is aroused or turned on by a person, situation, etc. If she had a penis, it would be erect.
by njl2011 November 18, 2011
Get the lady rodmug. by babymako June 18, 2008
Get the Lady Cyanidemug. A gay sexual act consisting of shoving an 8 inch metal rod into a male’s urethra, followed by fitting the opposite end of the rod into that person’s partner’s urethra, which segues into both parties getting their pelvis’ slowly closer together, mimicking the iconic spaghetti-eating dinner scene from Disney’s Lady And The Tramp.
Friend 1: So how did it go?
Friend 2: Oh just wonderfully, as soon as we got home he got really horny and decided to play with me... we did The Lady And The Tramp and I’m still sore from it
Friend 1: *grabbing his crotch* Oh uhmmmmm ok...
Friend 2: Oh just wonderfully, as soon as we got home he got really horny and decided to play with me... we did The Lady And The Tramp and I’m still sore from it
Friend 1: *grabbing his crotch* Oh uhmmmmm ok...
by Pothas February 22, 2019
Get the The Lady and The Trampmug. A faxy lady is a plus sized woman who is still totally hot. "Faxy" is fat plus sexy. It is also a play on words stemming from the 1970's phrase, "Foxy Lady". You must be at least a size 16 or larger to be considered a Faxy Lady.
Guy one: You see that big chick over there? I think I am gonna hit that tonight.
Guy two: I don't blame you, dude. That's one Faxy Lady!
Guy two: I don't blame you, dude. That's one Faxy Lady!
by TheGoddessCher October 6, 2010
Get the Faxy Ladymug.