Desial Tank

It’s a fucking retard. Specifically named Carl with a K. But you don’t have to have the name Karl to be a desial tank. You can just be a fucking retard.

You are a fucking desial tank.
Quit being a desial tank.

by Forfucksssake November 30, 2018

Touch And Tank

A rise in value to new high-water marks; followed by a precipitous drop.

$TSLA hit $325 today. My financial advisor told me to sell all my shares saying "This is a classic touch and tank, TSLA is way overbought and will crash soon once fundamental traders get a hold"

by BillyGoat18 August 2, 2017

Going Full Tank

When a parent has NO clue when kids talk to them in gamer language

Husband and I sitting on couch listening to our kids talking to each other over gamer headphones and one says to the other that they should go full tank. Husband and I looked at each other and started laughing and decided that "going full tank" should stand for gamer talk that parents dont understand

Babe, Our son was talking to me about League of Legends and I had no idea what he was talking about. He was going full tank.

by WhatimWIRTH August 30, 2017

Spank in the tank

To masterbate in a public restroom by spanking one's member on the bathroom fixtures.

I just had a great spank in the tank !

by Wicksters October 12, 2018

Tank Litty

the condition or experience of being intoxicatingly fun , literally

Yo that weed vape got me tank litty my g

by champagnedad October 27, 2018

Tank

Someone aggressive and strong and buff

Billy: I'll bang ya dad out mate
Louis: nah you won't
Billy: yeah I will cuz I'm a Tank
#chavnation

by Gremlin 2.0 August 3, 2018

Chick tank

A chick tank is a tank top made for women, worn by women. And they usually have a chick slogan on the front, like "PINK" which is the slogan for Victoria Secret.

Wow, I wonder where her chick tank was this morning, in a drawer or the dirty laundry basket?

by Pkanextions February 6, 2019