Tom Bullock

A funny, muscly guy that is sweet. He has a crush called dave. Dave is gay. Tom loves his xbox and he loves massive cunts, wet pussy and massive tits ;) Anyway Tom is a great guy and he is my friend :)

Love Steph Burrage :)

Dave: "you are such a Tom Bullock"

by Stephxxxxxxxxxxx December 31, 2011

Tom Hiddleston

another celebrity crush..oooo i am the bad guy.... this is my escape plan....you been loki'd true fan would know what i raliking about....hot...great

Tom Hiddleston stars in: thor's, avengers, high rise, Loki, king Kong

by hotlava101 December 6, 2021

Violent Tom

Probably originated from Haverhill. Refers to an unneccessary violent act and person. We question where Tom's violence was first shown - scientists believe that it was in the English computers when he smacked the Big Gay Bear (also in the dictionary) in the face - subsequently, the bear mauled violent Tom to the ground.

Tom hits someone - "AAAAhhhh, Tom, ur so violent!"

by Tom, the original - "violent Tom" January 28, 2005

Uncle Tom

A derogatory name for an African American who is simply more intelligent than other African Americans. One that does not contribute to the hive mind and racist culture of his peers.

Maurice an Uncle Tom cause he know how to read crime statistics

by LagPolice May 6, 2021

Tom Holland

Gorgeous, but short

Tom Holland's instagram post was gorgeous

by Hal090909 December 5, 2018

tom foolery

Cockney rhyming slang for 'jewelry'. Often shortened to just 'tom'.

"Seems like the victim had some tom foolery taken as well..."

by splatharri February 14, 2013

tom brady

when you're goin' balls deep.

male: ask me who i am?
female: who are you?
male: Tom Brady!
female: why tom brady?
male: cause i go deep!

by dodi May 10, 2008