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Peanut Tickler

A skilled proctologist, usually a board-certified Physician with years of experience in stimulating men's prostates to diagnose a variety of conditions
Dr.Ahrab: Okay, you're in the clear. I couldn't find anything abnormal back there.
Patient: Are you sure about that? Do you maybe wanna check again? I swear I feel something weird back there
Dr.Ahrab: For God's sake man... I'm a Peanut Tickler, not your boyfriend!
by Bigfinger4000 April 11, 2021
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Peanut Butter Spoon

When its Midnight and you need a snack because Donut Operators' cute ass just uploaded.
by GayRetardIan September 18, 2020
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Peanut Butter

When you piss cum and shit all at once to achieve what is known as peanut butter
Now i have to buy a new pair of pants since i made peanut butter in the other one
by Peanut Master April 29, 2021
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peanut butter and jelly

The sexual act of eating butt and the vagina while the woman is on her period
I overheard two women talking about having their peanut butter and jelly tossed during that time of month
by Smuccerz February 25, 2021
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peanut

a person (generally a woman) who likes to be peed/pissed and nutted inside of
her: "I'm your little peanut"

him: "Yes you are"
by itzthtguy November 16, 2023
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Peanutting

When u nut but almost no cum comes out (this is a bad thing tho).
Girl: I just had sex and when he peanutted all over me! I expected more from him!
Girl 2: what a loser can't he do better than peanutting.
by NatazjaRgrim October 12, 2018
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Peanuts

A weapon used against evil.
A: “I always wanted to sit at the peanut free table but that girl always sits there”

B: “You should sanitarily dispose of her”

A: “How?”

B pulls out her bazooka full of peanuts and shoots rapid fire, thus peanut allergy girl turns blue and all is well.
by 12345678nine10111213 November 28, 2019
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