Swamp journalist

Latin, Swampus Journalista. Someone who publishes or reports fake news. Someone who cares nothing about facts but only about promoting the agenda of the left.
" under sworn testimony in a senate hearing Mr. Comey revealed who the real swamp journalists are."
" Yeah I don't see how he had any other choice he was under oath he had to finally tell the truth."
by Gregaroidson. June 12, 2017
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Swamp Donk

Goes with swass. When it is 100f outside and your manhood starts to stick to your leg.
It's sure hot out today, I'm getting quite the swamp donk!
by Yossarianl August 07, 2019
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Same as swamp crickets!

Used to express joy at discovering one is doing (or planning to do) something at the same time as a friend or companion. Usually used for joyous occasions

(Based on swamp crickets' ability to be doing the same thing at the same time)
"My plane is landing in NYC on Thursday"
"OMG, mine too!"
"Yay! Same as swamp crickets!"
by MayuKitahara January 30, 2024
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Swamp Tooth

The inability to speak due to one's poor dental hygiene resulting in a puss filled tooth that oozes down one's throat causing Mush Mouth. It is not gender nor racial specific.
Boy did you hear Stephanie...guess her Swamp Tooth is kicking in again
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Swamp Tooth

A person so foul and bigoted they drool from both sides of their one green tooth when speaking about a black President.
Wow did you see those racist comments made by Swamp Tooth aka Southern surfer today?
by Con Corrector July 01, 2011
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swamp glass

noun. When a glass containing a beverage, typical alcohol, beer or other subtance, experiences an extreme amount of condensation due to temperature imbalances between the ambient air and beverage.

synonyms: glass sweats.
Dude, I think i have some serious swamp glass.
by dlpopp May 19, 2011
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swamp punch

A heinous and vile concoction created by throwing glass bottles of any and all kinds of alcohol into a bathtub until it’s about half full. You then scoop it out with a bucket and hope you don’t get any glass in your serving of SwampPunch.
Hey man we’re going to Tanners to make Swamp Punch bring all of you booze!
by GenrlWolf June 24, 2018
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