Alt Suicide Holiday or (ASH) is a website currently "frozen" pfft (yeah as if).
Nowerdays, you can find the Nice people from ASH taking a different approach at ABSB
(Google it,Kiddies..If you're feeling a little...blue)
:)
Since 1987, ASH has brought the misguided, attention-seeking youth of the world advice,tips and even diagrams to help them on their quest to inevitable eternal damnation/suicide.
Originally founded in America (Hence the name 'Alt Suicide Holiday'..as in Alternative summer holiday activities..such as...killing yourself)
Nowerdays, you can find the Nice people from ASH taking a different approach at ABSB
(Google it,Kiddies..If you're feeling a little...blue)
:)
Since 1987, ASH has brought the misguided, attention-seeking youth of the world advice,tips and even diagrams to help them on their quest to inevitable eternal damnation/suicide.
Originally founded in America (Hence the name 'Alt Suicide Holiday'..as in Alternative summer holiday activities..such as...killing yourself)
Mother of suicide 'victim': "MY DAUGHTER KILLED HERSELF,I BLAME THE Alternative Suicide Holiday WEBSITE, AS APOSED TO MY OWN SHORT-COMINGS AS A MOTHER,I'M GOING TO SUE YOU ASH!!!"
Respectable bystander:"Funny how the thousand+ a day hits ASH/ABSB gets, only like, what,3 or something kids who commited suicide even had records of visiting the website in their computer'
Respectable bystander:"Funny how the thousand+ a day hits ASH/ABSB gets, only like, what,3 or something kids who commited suicide even had records of visiting the website in their computer'
by Kimithylee665 June 18, 2006
Get the Alternative Suicide Holidaymug. A normal bag of nachos used for the specific purpose of coaxing Trailer Trash into committing suicide.
Person: I'll give you these nachos if you'll kill yourself.
Trailer Trash: OKAY!
(Trailer Trash commits suicide)
Person: I can use the same nachos for the next person. Sweet! Reusable Suicide Nachos!
Trailer Trash: OKAY!
(Trailer Trash commits suicide)
Person: I can use the same nachos for the next person. Sweet! Reusable Suicide Nachos!
by The Cube July 17, 2004
Get the Reusable Suicide Nachosmug. 
When a male or female is under the process of masturbation and they call their parents in and try to finish before their parents come in.
by Johnnyyyyy Depppp May 10, 2016
Get the suicide walkmug. by Madthiccson May 21, 2018
Get the Suicide Thiccmug. National Suicide Day is celebrated by encouraging larger groups of people to commit suicide, before you commit suicide yourself.
Hey man what day is it?
- It's National Suicide Day!
Oh damn, when you plan on doing it?
- Later today.
- It's National Suicide Day!
Oh damn, when you plan on doing it?
- Later today.
by aternis October 26, 2020
Get the National Suicide Daymug. The act of creating pieces of poo that when falling in the toilet, creates a splash that goes up to your anus and makes you wet. Obviously made when taking a dump.
When Christina tells her friends about having suicide water bombs, the guys overhear the part of her getting wet. They then get aroused.
by LoSiNgIsPoWeR June 16, 2009
Get the Suicide Water Bombsmug.