fat sock

To hide one’s secret stack of goodies, be that sweeties or illicit narcotics.. usually used in prison terminology as a person who holds out on his/ her cell mate or other persons incarcerated

Ere mate... that Cockwomble has been fatsocking all of us.. he has hidden his weed n’ baccy down his socks.. a proper Fat Sock

by Bigger Cockwomble August 19, 2020

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Empty Sock

The act of placing one's scrotom into another's butthole (or your own butthole). The testicles must remain outside of the hole. This is usually done by using ones finger to insert the scrotom.

How is your relationship with Alex?

Well he made me his Dobby, and gave me an empty sock.

by Ezpeezy April 13, 2020

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Carol the Sock

The Deity of Barnegat Township.

Bob: "Do you where Carol the sock came from?"
Rob: "Yeah it's the sock of that Semi Afro dude."

by Jonabomb January 27, 2008

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camp sock

using a sock to wipe your ass when nothing else is available

whew!, thank god i was wearing shoes instead of sandals today!, this camp sock will do just fine.

by andy fike December 1, 2009

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sacrificial sock

A sock taken from a clean pair of socks to clean up after masturbation

Why do I only have non matching socks? You need to better manage your sacrificial socks.

by kooks November 5, 2013

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Sock Knocker

1) Encountering something so incredible that it knocks your socks off.

2) Getting physically hit so hard, that your body leaves the ground and your socks behind.

"Hey did you see Merlin the rodeo clown get hit by that bull?"

"Yeah, that was a real sock knocker!"

by yardsale April 30, 2014

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