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Simon

Casually jacks off daily, is also a fucking retard, and can be referred to as a fatass.
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simon

simon er carls cumslut
hey cumslut, wait oh you mean simon
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Simon Cowell

The twat.
I really hate Simon Cowell.
Dude, I fucking hate Simon Cowell.
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Siaought

That b**** came and siaought by me.
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Simon Le Bon’s Yacht

To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.

Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.
“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”
by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025
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