secker

A Secker is when somebody gets fired/ sacked from a job and so slaps everybody in there working space with there left hand after wetting it in a tap or bowl of water

I was fired yesterday... So I seckered everyone hahaha

by Holacomosita August 31, 2016

smack party

When you invite all of your friends to a smack party and they think it's a party where you all take smack. But when they turn up they realise it's a mass spanking of ass where everyone spanks each other's arse.

"here you comin out this weekend?"

"Afraid not, I have a smack party at the pub"

by ZazaMcK June 22, 2016

shmecker

A pecker that has shit on it.

Jim shoved his pecker up Alans ass, now he has a shmecker.

by skull_krusher October 2, 2016

smack

Really good

That shit was smack

by Sharsheequa October 4, 2016

Smack-ass

To signal a sentence with mournful intentions

I'm going to smack-ass bang that dude

by The dumb kimbo June 14, 2017

Smack

Smack has two meanings it's either smack as in I'm gone shoot you.

It's also used when you roasting someone by saying you hella smack as in your ugly asf

I'm gonna go smack him (shoot him)

Yo this nigga right here smack asf

by Fresnoratchets May 28, 2017

Smack

(n.) A term describing someone who is or says something stupid.

John: "That guy is an idiot"

Jim: "Yeah, a real fuckin' smack"

by Richard Fitzinwell June 4, 2017