sea fist

The act of a man on a boat who is using a rubber fist for anal satisfaction and easy bait.

Man I'm glad I'm using my sea fist I would never be able to shit without it and it works as a bait maker fish love poop

by Quote handler February 15, 2022

Old Sea Dog

A nick name for ur grandpa aka another word for Grandpa

In pirate kind of talk.

My old sea dog is coming over
Oh nice

by Α January 24, 2022

sea turtle me

When she has her partner place his flacid penis that resembles a sea turtle head in her mouth and allows the turtle (penis to get erect) inside.

I am bored come sea turtle me.

by Definition magician April 9, 2021

Sea monkeys

When a female squirts a man's seaman from her vagina into a toilet to dispose of it after intercourse, but refrains from flushing the ejaculate down the bowl.

Bro, did you cream pie that 19 year old emo bitch last night? She left sea monkeys in my toilet bowl then high tailed it to Planned Parenthood in your mom's Ford Fiesta.

by SnusOrDie November 28, 2014

Sea fairy

Sea fairy is a hot lesbain cookie people ship her with moonlight cookie

"I want sea fairy's poosay I'm my mouth"said bob "me too"said blob

by Sorbets biggest fan March 5, 2022

Sea Steamer

Taking a poop in the ocean.

Dude, I just couldn't hold it anymore, that shellfish just hit me, I got to run to the ocean to take a Sea Steamer.

by Mikeyrides June 5, 2014

Sea food

The most disgusting thing you could ever fucking eat

“Hey let’s go get some sea food” “this bitch a whole alien

by Bitch corvette corvette May 10, 2021