Rip Lamp™

When somebody unironically shits themselves in front of a ring light.

" Gawd damn, did you see pewdiepie the twitch streamer fucking Rip Lamp™ " ?
" That shit was crazy, I almost Rip Lamped™ myself ".

by CassiTheNerd420 January 22, 2022

RIP n' dip

When you ask someone who appears upset what's bothering them, but you underestimated the gravity of their problem and it ends up being quite serious, and you're unprepared to deal with it so you offer a halfhearted acknowledgement ("RIP") and leave as soon as possible (dip)

John: Hey Marley, you good?
Marley: No...My parents are getting divorced
John: oh... uh, RIP *leaves*

-later-

Sam: So you just left??
John: I didn't know how to react! I had to RIP n' dip !

by hayd33z April 29, 2019

Atomic Bong Rip

Any bong rip that renders you bewilderingly high before you even have the opportunity to put down the bong, let alone stand up.

Dude I just took three Atomic Bong Rips off of Pink Friend my body is on autopilot right now.

by jacob978giles June 27, 2022

Rip Van Linkle

Noun/verb/adjective: Someone who forwards you old links, videos, and pics that everyone has already seen. Also the act of forwarding old links, or as a description of the old links.

NOUN-Rip Van Linkle is constantly IMing me 2 week old viral crap. Fail.

VERB- He Rip Van Linkled me some LOLCATZ and Autotune Obama. Fail.

ADJ-Rip Van Linkle post- that vid was on Tosh.0 two weeks ago and has been remixed five times including an autotune. Fail.

by KT1107 August 31, 2010

Dash Rip Rock

New Orleans Country Punk Band - famous for radio hit "Let's Go Smoke Some Pot" www.dashriprock.com

Dash Rip Rock is faster than Rev. Horton Heat - better lookin' than the Supersuckers - more psycho than Hank III

by Brown Guido November 4, 2013

Ripping and Handling Fee

When passing a vape or smoking apparatus around the crew, rips are allowed to any person handling said vape or apparatus in the process of moving it from one person to another. Said tax is called the ripping and handling fee.

Kelly: Pass me Elizabeth Suorin
Ryan passes Suorin to Henry to hand to Kelly
Henry: I’m gonna take a ripping and handling fee

by huyrealcool November 19, 2019

rip like a schnee

When you’re riplike a schnee you’re chalked or the circumstances you were in turned out unfavorably.

“Yo Bob, the girl you got with last night was a hog.”Bob: Rip like a schnee.

by Paper Mach May 15, 2022