Richard , if you ever come across a Richard , beware, bitty eyes, lousey lover,kisses ok, small penus, and cant give you any altimate orgasms..a Richard can be kind and somewhat feminine..
by suumbeeech May 17, 2018
Get the Richardmug. by shroomzbabayyy March 5, 2022
Get the keith richardmug. A generic term used for a morbidly obese security officer who lacks the social skills and charisma to actually get laid. One who is quite possibly a closer homosexual who craves the mighty peen. He is also a religious zealot who denies science and logic when it precludes his beliefs in a false God.
SO1: Man, that guy is a real Richard.
S02: Why's that man?
S01: He really has a thing for another guy but is too shy and his fat folds prohibit him from confessing his love to the younger Richard.
S02: He just needs to come out of the closet. It's 2019 man. He needs to just face the REAL facts and stop making them up as he goes.
S01: Yeah, I know right? We both know there are like unlimited genders and he just can't accept it.
S02: Yeah man, he needs to drop that fat so he can finally see his dick.
S02: Why's that man?
S01: He really has a thing for another guy but is too shy and his fat folds prohibit him from confessing his love to the younger Richard.
S02: He just needs to come out of the closet. It's 2019 man. He needs to just face the REAL facts and stop making them up as he goes.
S01: Yeah, I know right? We both know there are like unlimited genders and he just can't accept it.
S02: Yeah man, he needs to drop that fat so he can finally see his dick.
by \ O(W)O / December 12, 2019
Get the Richardmug. Richard, he is the cutest guy ever he has the biggest dick in mankind he takes anyone’s girl and when someone asks if he has a big dick he says “it’s in the name” People some times confuse his massive cock for a gun in his waist band but no! It’s his massive dong and he needs a magnum condom when he’s having sexual intercourse with his many partners.
by Contemption February 12, 2024
Get the Richardmug. Stephen Hawking's little brother
by askdjsakldsahjdsa December 21, 2022
Get the Richard Squiggersmug. by DinkyMcdungus October 27, 2022
Get the Richard Liumug. States that the confidence in one’s Penis size relative to its physical size is inversely proportional to “big dick energy” levels
“Yeah his dick was on the smaller side but that didn’t stop him from rocking my world, it amazing how confident he was in himself.
Yeah that’s that “Richards Inverse Equation”
Richard’s Inverse Equation
Yeah that’s that “Richards Inverse Equation”
Richard’s Inverse Equation
by Longdogger88 January 12, 2023
Get the Richard’s Inverse Equationmug.