redneck rolex

Yeti cooler; the ultimate status symbol for the rural hook and bullet crowd. often seen strapped to the back of a side by side or residing in the bed of a diesel pick up truck. Costs more than a trip to whole foods or a Canada Goose coat. Fill it with coors light and you have more ladies than a rapper with a rolex.

Darryl was rolling coal all over and prius and the bed of his truck had a redneck rolex filled with silver bullets. He is getting laid tonight!

by white pine April 6, 2024

Redneck sterilization

The act of pissing on a high voltage electric fence

Friend of mine pissed on a live wire fence. High voltage ran up the stream and he got redneck sterilization

by Jimmy Torres October 19, 2025

Redneck

Any person(s) who repair or build functional lasting items from or by unconventional means due to not having disposable money or needed materials at hand. While skin color alone doesn't determine if a person is one or not, setting definitely might. Most rednecks indeed do live in the southern portion of the US, however most are labeled without context or true understanding.

"Mike is a real redneck, he built an irrigation system out of plastic jugs"

by Beam626 November 29, 2025

Redneck Remington

To give someone a rimjob with a mouthful of dip

That boy there, well, I heard he gave his pal an ole Redneck Remington a few days ago.

by Corn-Man March 6, 2024

Redneck Shooting Star

A relatively common phenomenon in which a yokel in a sedan that is driving too fast for the conditions fails to navigate a turn and/or hill properly, thereby launching their car through one’s front yard. When this happens at night time, the headlights can be seen flying through the air, resembling a shooting star. Anyone seeing it happen should instantly make a wish.

“Hey Pa, look at that redneck shooting star flying down into the woods!! I just made a wish!!

by Jon the American March 17, 2024

Redneck Boogaloo

The act of having a bear named cheeseburger that has diabtetes as a friend, as well as being drunk and throwing shovels at random cougars on the side of the street

My Dad loves Redneck Boogaloo

by YourNotTheSmartestHuman June 13, 2022

redneck anime

WWE

Person 1: Hey dude, did you watch the WWE match between Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins?

Person 2: Nah dude. I don't watch Redneck Anime

by ReigninBlood44 June 14, 2022