plick

To hastily remove (a creature) off someone's person; a combination of flick + pick

Oooh!! There's this big spider on you. Let me plick it off.

by Alys31 January 13, 2008

Brown Pelican

pulling out your bottom lip (like a pelican), and having your partner shit in your mouth while flapping his or her arms and making bird noises

Dude, did you hear about the wicked awesome brown pelican Tyrese gave Sarah Kropp?

by Zorro49 September 10, 2006

Pubic Head

Proper noun: Sarah

One with pubes for hair.

OMG! Did you see Sarah's pubic head? She needs an edge up!

by Jenna Hackaday January 5, 2008

Pubic Dismay

The awful feeling a man experiences when he slides his hand down a young woman's panties, only to find that she shaves/waxes her pubic area. This effect only applies to a small number of American men (aprox 1-2%)who enjoy a nice full bush over the generic standard of a shorn beaver.

I had the worst case of pubic dismay on Friday night when I took that pig home. Her attempts to be sexy for me were ruined when I felt her brillo pad pussy.

by tactrash May 2, 2008

sleeping policeman

To have an "angry" penis tucked upwards 90 degrees behind the trouser belt

Mother Tereasa:"Your holyness,is that a sleeping policeman I see?!"

Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"

by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004

Pelican Punch

When someone yawns, you punch them in the throat so they gag and you then you stick your dick in their mouth.

Oh dude, you shoulda seen me last night, i pelican punched that girl!

by akhsdfadsflakfda March 6, 2009

ocean policy

Not banning depleted uranium, or any other policy regarding depleted uranium.

DUBs are not topical on the term "ocean policy" because it is a depleted uranium policy.

by Urban Dictionary Staff March 2, 2004