poonani dog

a blind and stupid jack russel that has been neutered and seeks to lick the carpet (on the floor) for sexual relief

look at that poonani dog going for it

by Uncle Vito October 30, 2007

Poon

An insult refering to one's physical strength or body size.

Liz is a poon.(If Liz is very skinny).

by G Money May 15, 2003

poon

what you do to a noob

dude you got pooned like a little moob

by mikey mike mo August 21, 2008

poon-ee

A Poon-ee poonee, is a person who is the recepient of a planned piece of Poon sex. Often rather attractive females, (but in the case of a friend of mine, sixty-four year old men with chronic skin disorders), Poon-ees are merely targets for horny people who think they are cool. Like me.

"Dude, I need some Poon, real bad."
"Have you chosen a Poon-ee yet?"
"Yeah but his wheelchair is getting fixed and you know how I like to ride those."

by Chastity Argyle March 29, 2008

Poon Diving

Noun: Going scoping for girls to do.

I went poon diving with my friend Jamal.

by andersonj December 15, 2008

Poon

Noun

Plural- Poons

1. unique kinds of people who are not ordinary. These kind of people would either lament about their six-pack all day long ,or they would dance Gangnam Style with no apparent reasons.
2. a slang term that is use to call people who dance Gangnam Style with no apparent reasons ,or lament about their six-pack all day long.

My friend named Poon is a Poon! He have a very big six-pack!

by Handsome Poon March 28, 2015

Spoon or Poon?

A question to be asked by friends / family or flatmates in order to ascertain what activities the person in question may have engaged in during a 'sleepover'

(Where the person in question simply spooned their sleepover buddy)
"So friend, spoon or poon?"

"A simple spoon mate"

(Where the person in question 'pooned' i.e shagged their sleepover buddy)

"So friend, spoon or poon?"

"Definitely a poon dude, took a trip to pound town"

by Sam-Aritan March 14, 2010